My All Time Favorite!!

This is my all time favorite quote. Please who can read Telugu well and good, If you can't just ask someone to read it for you.

"చిరునవ్వులు వరమిస్తావా, చితినుంచి లేచివస్తాను
మరుజన్మకైనా కరుణిస్తావా, ఈక్షణమే మరణిస్తాను "

Just two simple lines yet it carries tons and tons of feel. Just wanted to share with you guys. Hope everyone likes it.

Aren't they Funny?

After a Series of emotional posts, here are some funny lines. Wait for my next post, that wouldn't be funny. Back to my normal emotional topics. Here you go..


3 Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Rum daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily.

A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely Beautiful when her LIPS are CLOSED.

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE..

3 FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANYONE.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

Why Government does NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women?
Because as per constitution, you cannot be punished twice for the same mistake.

We are Guys!!

This is the easiest post I have ever posted. Everything straight and easy. Thats what guys are all about. They are simple to understand, easy to crack, ready to fall...So here we go with common facts....

1. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics
3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
4. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
5. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
6. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
7. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
8. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
9. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
10. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
11. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
12. Guys think too much.
13. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
14. Guys don't really have final decisions.
15. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
16. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
17. . A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
18. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
19. Guys hate girls who overreact.
20. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
21. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
22. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

P.S The most eligible bachelor is a friend of mine .....So applications accepted.

True Relation?

People change with time, so are their priorities. That’s the spice of life. Change for good is always welcomed. Every day you come across many new people, few might be passing clouds but quite a few of them are good enough to make a mark on you. Never lose them.

I always think the best way to explain things to others is by an example. Let me tell you a story which would explain the whole concept which I would like to discuss in this post. A year ago, I was reading an article in a newspaper which left me blank. It’s not the exact article I am posting it now, Its revised and told as a story.

There was a couple living in Hyderabad. Both of them work as daily labor, who got to work daily to feed themselves. They had two children. The elder one is a normal child, while the younger was born blind. The couples aren’t in the position to take care of the blind child as they both need to work. So they decided to join him in an orphanage. The child was brought up in the orphanage. He completed his degree. When he was told about his parents then, He was so much depressed by his parent’s decision to leave him in orphanage. He hated everyone and every relation except his girlfriend whom he met in the orphanage and was his best friend for last 20 years.

He used to tell her that “If he had eyes then I would have married you”. She used to pacify him and keep him calm. After some days, finally the boy felt lucky to hear that someone is willing to donate him their eyes. He called his girlfriend and expressed his joy. He was very happy because he would see his girlfriend and marry her and lead a happy life.

Finally, on the big day the boy got operated and was waiting for his girlfriend to arrive at the hospital room. She was there and the boy opened his eyes for the first time in his life. He was surprised to see his girlfriend. She was “Blind”.

The girl spoke to him for several hours and in the end when she was leaving, the girl asked him; Now you have eyes will you marry me?

The boy was calm for some time and said ‘No’. He instead promised her, that he would find someone who could donate eyes to her.

The girl thanked her and walked away silently and told softly…….

“TAKE CARE OF MY EYES”

By now, you might have understood what I wanted to discuss. Priorities change. But never forget the one who is behind you when you are down and depressed. Those are the ones who never expect something from you; they were for you when you need them.